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Shay Guava

Bio:  Shane (Shay) Guava Feijoa’s upbringing was a far cry from the lives of his Argentinian ancestors.

Shay grew in the backyard of a farm in Eketahuna, spending his boyhood dreaming of making it in the bright lights of Vegas… Dannevegas that is.

Shay is infamous for his unwitting role in international politics sparked by his love of monkeys. When interrogated they found he truly believed he was developing a strategy for “Gorilla Paw Care” – a jungle-based travelling pedicure service for discerning Apes.

Meet the Fellows

Shay Guava

Bio:  Shane (Shay) Guava Feijoa’s…

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Giuseppe

Age: 70 Relationships: • Founder&…

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Sandy

Age: 45 Relationships: • CEO…

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Felicia

Age: 36 Relationships: • Twin…

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Ryan

Age: 36 Relationships: • Twin…

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Rosie

Age: 61 Relationships: • Mother…

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JayJay

Age: 28 Relationships: • Son…

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Frankie

Age: 26 Relationships: • Niece…

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Uncle Mikey

Age: 51 Relationships: • Uncle…

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Antonio Bandana

Age: 51 Relationships: • Family’s…

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Penny

Age: 49 Relationships: • Daughter…

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Natalia

Age: 7 Relationships: • Granddaughter…

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Benjy

Age: 13 Relationships: • Grandson…

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Distant Relatives

Relxyn

Age: 62 Relationships: • Was…

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Sophia the Bride

Looking for a ‘twisted option’…

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Robbo

Age: 50 Relationships: • Went…

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